Jija Sali Non-Veg SMS and Jokes-2
Ladki Se Sab Kuchh Kaise Karwaye
Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki,
Ladki Pehle Hath Me Le, Phir Muh Mein Le, To Iske Liye Aap ……….. Panipuri Becho.Soch Badlo Desh Badlega. Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Badhti Mahangayi
Mahnagayi Kitni Bad Gayi Hai Is Baat Ka Andaza Aap Is Cheeze Se Laga Sakte Hai. Ek Callgirl Ke Darwaje Par Signboard Laga Tha
Pay For 1 Side & Get Other Side Bilkul Free Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Paise Walo Ki Har Jagah Mauj Hai
Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha. Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?” Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka Virya Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.” Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?” Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Bachho Ke Naam
"Kya Aap Bhi Jyada Bachhe Karna Chahte Ho? Agar Haan To Pade Ye Joke, Is Se Pahle Aapki Biwi Bhi Ese Code Word Mein Bole.. Sambhal Jao."
Rahman Ali Ke Teen Bachhe Hue Ali Ne Khush Hote Hue Unka Naam Rakha Hasrat Ali, Barkat Ali Aur Harkat Ali Kuch Mahine Baad 2 Aur Bachhe Ho Gaye To Uski Biwi Ne Unka Naam Rakh Diya Bas-Kar-Ali Aur Raham-Kar-Ali Date Added-04-08-2012 |
The Best Profession
Gynecology Is The Best Profession In The Word..
1) Make A Woman Naked. 2) Feel Her Breasts. 3) Finger Her Pussy. 4) Finally Make Her Husband Pay For It. Date-04-08-2012 |
I Am Sexually Harassed
Girl: “I’m Sexually Harassed”
Boss: “How ?” Girl: “This Man Everyday Comes And Say Your Hair Smells Nice” Boss: “Whats The Problem In That?” Girl: “He Is Only 3 Feet Tall“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Emotional Lines
A Very Emotional Lines Said By A True Lover,
After Breaking Up With His Girlfriend I Want Her Back ………. And Her Front Too …! Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai
Ek Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?
Jab Tum Akele Bethe Ho Aur Ladkiyo Ke Group Ko Dekh Rahe Ho Aur Tumhare Aas Paas Koi Na Ho Ye Kahne Wala “Bhenchod Mammay Dekh” Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Petrol Ke Rates Aur Sarkar Ki Scheme
Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di Hai Ki
Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chalya Karenge Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako .........(What An Idea Sir Ji) Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki
Pati Ne Suhagrat Pe Patni Se Sex Shuru Kiya Aur Enjoy Karte Hue Bola
Pati: “Darling Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki?” Patni: “Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Bhenchod Pehle Jo Dala Hai Wo Nikal, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Jaa Rahi Hai“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Chinese Vs. Arab
In A Plane Chinese And Arab Are Talking About Their Wives And Kids.
Chinese: “I’ve 10 Children, 1 More & I’ll Have My Own Football Team” Arab: “I’ve 17 Wives, 1 More & I’ll Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Holes“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Four Tragedies In Boy's Life
Four Tragedies In A Boy’s Life…
College Sucks, Teacher Sucks, Exam Sucks, Girlfriend Does Not. Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Love Marriage Wala Bhakt
Baba Saxidas Ji Se Unke Ek Naujawan Bhakt Ne Ek Din Puchha
Ladka: “Baba Ji, Ek Hi Gotra Main Shaadi Kar Sakte Hain Kya?” Baba Ji Pahle Muskuraye Aur Fir Badi Pyar Bhari Najro Se Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Bole Baba Ji: “Beta Gotra Koi Bhi Chalega, Magar Mutra Wala Marg Alag-Alag Hona Chahiye” Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Ab Ladkiya Darpok Na Rahi
Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Bazar Mein Ghum Rahi Thi.
Ek Ko Dar Lagne Laga To Usne Dusri Ko Bola: “Yaar Bada Darr Lag Raha Hai” Dusri Haste Hue Boli: “Dar Na Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega“ Date Added -04-08-2012 |
Iska Khayal Rakha Karo
Insani Jism Ka Sab Se Nazuk Hissa Hai Gaand
Thand Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi, Garmi Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi, Paper Na Aata Ho To Gaand Fat Gayi, Result Aaye To Gaand Fat Gayi, Koi Bhi Kaam Kharab Ho Jaye To Gaand Fat Gayi, To Bhai Logo, Apne Dil Se Jyada Khayal Apni Gaand Ka Rakha Karo. Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Dukandar Ke Codewords
Ek Ladki Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli.
Ladki: “Ek 28 Number Ki Bra Dena” Dukandar Ne Andar Apne Ek Naukar Ko Awaj Lagayi Aur Bola Dukaandar: “Chote, Ek Baalgopal Laana” Tabhi Ek Aunty Aayi Aur Boli. Aunty: “Bhaiya, Mujhe ek 42 Number Bra Dena” Dukaandaar: “Chotu, Sath Mein Ek Jhulelaal Bhi Lete Aana“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Jise Sahara Diya Usnehi Loot Liya
Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Sex Kar Rahe The.
Bete Ne Puchha: “Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?” Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Se Bola Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha Hai” Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai, To Ismein Bechare Ki Gaand Marne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Double Meaning Baat
Main Ne Aap Ki Leni Chahi, Magar Aap Ne Na Di, Raaye
Main Ne Aap Ko Apna Dena Chaha, Magar Aap Ne Na Liya, Sacha Pyaar Aakhir Aap Ne Mera Dekh Hi Liya Na, Ghussa Pehle Kehte The Ke Mujhe Tumhara Hi Pasand Hai, Andaaz Lekin Ab Kehti Ho Ke Main Kisi Aur Ka Loon Gi, Sahara Mera Khayaal Hai Ke Mera Ab Kaafi Lamba Ho Gaya Hai, Message Ab Mujhe Aap Ki Chahiye, Ijaazat Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Dil Todne Wali Ladki Pe Shayari
Usne Baja Diya Mera Music Bina Dhol Ke,
Dil Tod Diya Usne I Hate You Bole Ke, Ek Roz Ja Rahi Thi Wo Mujhe Bye Bole Ke, To Maine Bhi Dikha Diya Apni Chain Khol Ke Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Gair Kanuni Kaam Mat Karo
Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha, Police Ne Use Pakda Or Bola
Policewala: “Ye Gair Kanuni Hai.” Pathan Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Ladkiya Kya Sochti Hai,Gale Milte Waqt
Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai ??
Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai !! Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai … …….. Abe Salo Sudhar Jaao. Soch Badlo Apni … Mene Bola Tha Na Ki, Galat Shabd Use Nahi Karunga :Sudesh Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Sare Kam Chhodo,Ye Kam Karo
2011 Mein India Mein Ek Survey Hua, Jiske According Aajkal Ki 70% Ladkiyan Shaadi Se Pehle Sex Karna Chahti Hain.
Mein Pershan Hoon Aur Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki, Bhenchod Wo 70% Ladkiyan Hain Kahaan? Hass Kya Rahe Ho, Dhundo Yaar Dhundo. Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Today,s Kids
Dad: “What’s Your Result?”
Son: “I’ve Failed In Five Subjects” Dad: “From Now Onwards Don’t Call Me Dad” Son: “Oh Come On Dad, Its My School Test Not A DNA Test“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
English Sikhne Ka AAsan Tarika
Ek Aadmi Ka Dukhda
Log Kahte Hain English Movies Dekhne Se English Aa Jati Hai Mene Do Saal English Movies Dekhi Or Sirf Ye English Sikhi . . . Oh Yeah, Come On Baby, Push More, Ahh Ah Oooh Ahhhhhhhhhh! Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Dosto Ki Insult Kaise Kare
Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Bethe,
Dil Apna Ashiqui Mein Haar Baithe, Aap To Awarded Gandu Nikle, Hizde Se Bhi Apni Marwa Bethe. Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Aaj Bhi Yaad Hai Muze Wo Raat
Haan Mujhe Aaj Bhi Yaad Hai Wo Raat,
Jab Hum Dosto Ne Milke Shama Jalayi Thi, Doston Ne Mil Ke Tujh Se Raand Chudwai Thi, Daddy Tere Aaye Aur Bhaag Gaye The Hum Sab, Par Teri Fatne Ki Aawaz Dur-Dur Tak Aayi Thi. Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Sukh Aur Santosh Me Kya Farq Hai
Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Sukh Aur Santosh Ke Beech Mein Kya Farq Hai?” Baba Ji Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya:” Jivan Mein Apni Pasand Se Ladki Thokne Ko Mile To Wo Hai Sukh … Aur Jo Mile … Usse Thokna Pade Wo Hai Santosh…“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Itni Bhi Tamiz Se Kya Baat Karna
Ek Lucknow Ka Nawab Apne Kisi Rishtedar Se Milne Mumbai Gaya.
Wahan Vo Rasta Bhool Gaya, To Usne Ek Ladke Se Puchha. Budha: “Huzroor, Ek Takleef Deni Thi Aapko” Bachha: “Bhonsdi Ke, De Ke To Dekh Teri Maa Na Chod Dunga Sale Budhe.“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Dosto Zara Sambhal Ke
Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki,
Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Raste Mein Jaate Hue Chirag Mila, Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya.. Zordar Dhamaka Hua Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Paas Ke 9 Logo Ki Gaand Fatt Gayi Aur 15 Ke Lund Udd Gaye Moral: “Aladin Ka Zamana Gaya Bhonsdi Walo, Lawaris Cheezo Se Durr Raho – Delhi Police“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
Abe Tu Kyu Chup Hai
Ek Callgirl Ke Beech Kuch Sperms Apna-Apna Parichey De Rahe The,
I’m Doctor’s, I’m Doodhwala’s, I’m Husband’s, I’m Boyfriend’s, Ek Sperms Chup Tha, Ek Ne Pucha: “Tum Chup Kyun Ho?” Silent Sperm: “Insano Ki Meeting Mein Kutte Ka Kya Kaam“ Date Added-04-08-2012 |
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