Jija Sali Non-Veg SMS and Jokes-3
Aur Karvalo Ladkose Recharge
Ek Kuwari Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Gaya,
Baap Ne Gusse Se Pucha: “Kiska Hai Yeh, Sach-Sach Batana” Ladki Boli: “Pitaji Chota-2 Recharge Karwati Thi, Pata Nahi Kisi Ne Life Time Pack Hi Daal Diya“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Nadaan Ladki Ya Bahana
Pregnant Ladki Ko Uske Boyfriend Ne Chhodna Chaha.
Ladki: “Mat Chodo Ji” Ladka: “Kyun Darling?” Ladki: “Kahin Bachha Lolipop Samajh Ke Lund Na Kha Jaye” Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Boys Always Give A Life
According To A Research of William Sexfear
When Girl Cheats A Boy – He Suicides, Hence Girls Kill A Life. But When Boy Cheats A Girl – A Baby Is Born, Hence Boys Give A Life. Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Bahut Thak Gaya Hu Aaj To
Boss Ne Secretary Ke Sath Doggy Style Mein Sex Kiya.
Jab Wo Ghar Pahuncha To Uski Patni Ne Pucha: “Aaj Bade Thake-Thake Se Lag Rahe Ho?” Pati: “Yar Puch Mat, Aaj Office Mein Kutte Ki Tarah Kaam Jo Kiya Hai“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Zindagi ke Race Me First Kaise Aaye
Zindagi Ki Race Mein Hamesha First Ana Ke Liye,
Ye Soch Kar Bhago Ki Piche Lund Pada Hai, Tez Nahi Bhagoge To Gand Mein Ghus Jayega. By William Sexfear Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Abe Chutiye Save Girls
Agreed Only 1411 Tigers Left,
But Only 929 Girls Left Per 1000 Guys. Abe Chutiye, Ladkiya Bachao, Tiger Bacha Kar Uski Kya Gaand Maroge? “Save Girls“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Master Ho To Aisa
College Mein Ek Master Lecture Ke Doran Sex Ki Baatein Karne Lag Jaata Tha.
Ladkiyo Ne Is Cheez Se Tang Aakar Ek Din Faisala Kiya Ki Agar Kal Fir Se Aisa Hua To Wo Class Chhod Kar Chali Jayengi, Master Ko Kisi Tarah Se Is Baat Ka Pata Chal Gaya, Agle Din Usne Aram Se Lecture Shuru Kiya, Aur Achanak Bola. Master: “Tumhe Pata Hai Ki France Mein Randiyo Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai” Ladkiyo Ne Ek Dusare Ko Dekha Aur Darwaze Se Bahar Jane Lagi, Ye Dekh Ke Master Hansa Aur Bola. Master: “Beth Jao – Beth Jao, Kal Tak Koi France Ki Flight Nahi Hai“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Kya Aap Logo Ko Bhi Chhuti Chahiye
Fauj Mein Ek Sainik Apne Commandar Ke Pass Aya Aur Bola
Sainik: “Sir, Mujhe Chhutti Chahiye” Commander: “Kyun?” Sainik: “Sir, Biwi Ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai, Sex Karne Ka Bada Mann Kar Raha Hai” Commander: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Karo, Apni Pent Utaar Aur Jo Samne Diwaar Par Suraakh Hai Usmein Apna Lund Daalo Aur Andar Bahar Karo” Sainik Ne Aisa Hi Kiya, Aur Use Bahut Maza Aaya. Sex Hone Ke Baad Commander Ne Pucha. Commander: “Kyun Ab Chhutti Chahiye?” Sainik Khush Hote Hue: “Nahi Sahab, Ab Maza Aa Gaya Ab Chhutti Nahi Chahiye” Commander: “Shabash, Ab Pent Utaaro Aur Diwaar Ke Piche Ja Kar Jhuk Kar Khade Ho Jao, Kuch Aur Sainik Bhi Chutti Maang Rahe Hai“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Budhe Log Kaan Kaise Test Kare
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?” Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?” Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?” Budhi Chillate Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol Rahi Hu“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Duniya Ka Sabse Achha Business
Baba Sexidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakt Jo Ki Bahut Bada Business Man Tha Unke Pass Gaya Aur Ek Sawal Pucha.
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Business Kon Sa Hai?” Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole: “Call Girls Ka” Bhakat Hairani Se: “Areey, Wo Kaise?” Baba Ji: “Kyunki Unke Pass Jo Cheez Hai Vo Use Ache Daam Par Bech Bhi Leti Hai Aur Wo Cheez Unke Paas Rah Bhi Jati Hai“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Ultimate Answer By A Boyfriend
Girlfriend Ne Boyfriend Ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh Ke Poocha,
Girlfriend: “Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhane Doge?” Ultimate Answer By Boyfriend: “Jab Tak Teri Taagein Apne Shoulder Par Na Rakh Doon“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Naya Rule Gay's Ke Liye
High Court Ke Rules Ke According,
Gays Ka Sex Karna Kanoonan Jurm Nahi Hai. Is Baat Ko Note Karo Ke Gaand Maar Dunga, Ye Gaali Nahi Hai, Ye To Bas Pyaar Jatane Ka Ek Tarika Hai Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing
Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing
Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing Zor Lagaya Tab Bhi Na Andar Ghusing Thak Ke When Choosing Then Ghusing Guess What? You Dirty Mind! Mein Sui Mein Dhaaga Dalne Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Ladki Tharki Thi Ya Doctor Kamina Tha
Ek Ladki Ek Doctor Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Doctor Sahab, Aaj Jab Subha Main Uthi To Mera Bada Painful Descharge Hua” Doctor Ka Ye Sun Na Tha Ki Usko Tharak Chad Gayi.. Usne Ladki Ki Panty Utari Aur 20 Minute Tak Uski Fingring Kari Fingring Karke Bad Ladki Se Pucha: “Ab Kaisa Mahsoos Kar Rahi Ho?” Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Bahut Achha, Par Discharge To Kaan Mein Se Hua Tha“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Devdas Movie Ke Song Kaise Bane
Devdas Ne Apna Lund Paro Ko Dikhaya To Paro Boli: “Dola Re Dola”
Aur Wahi Lund Jab Chandermukhi Ki Choot Mein Dala To Chandermukhi Boli: “Haye Maar Dala“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Similarity Between Washing Machine & Girls
Whats The Similarity Between Washing Machine & Girls?
Even If One Of These Is Not Available Then You Have To Use Your Hands. Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Ladkiyoko Satisfaction Kitne Lambe Se Hota Hai
William Sexfear Ka Kahna Hai Ke
Kewal 2.5 Inches Kafi Hai Kisi Ladki Ko Satisfy Karne Ke Liye, Aur Ye ATM Card Ki Lambayi Hai, Dimag Ki Soch Ko Saaf Rakho. Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Honeymoon Ka Idea
Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli.
Wife: “Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye Greece Try Karen” Santa: “Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
How To Love
Girl – Love kaise karte hai ?
Boy – Pahle “L” ko khada karte hai Phir, “O” ko dabate hai Phir “V” me dalte hai, Phir jab “E” aawaz aaye to samzo LOVE ho gaya Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Ladki Ki Sachhi Prarthana Ka Asar
Ek Ladki Mandir Mein Bhagwan Ke Aage Haath Jod Kar Prathna Kar Rahi Thi
Ladki: “Bhagwan Ji, Please Mere Dono Boobs Bade Aur Tight Kar Do” Piche Pujari Khada Tha, Ye Sun Kar Dheere Se Ladki Ko Bola Pujari: “Beti, Aawaz Dheemi Rakho, Tumhari Prarthanao Ka Sidha Asar Meri Dhoti Mein Ho Raha Hai“ |
How To Kill An Ant
Lady To Doctor: “Doctor An Ant Has Entered My Vagina”
Doctor Removed Lady’s Panty & Started Fucking. Lady: “What Are You Doing?” Doctor: “I Am Trying To Kil Ant Using Liquid D.D.T“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai
Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Kahna Hai Ki
Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai Lekin Us Se “Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Oh Yes Yes Yes” Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bas Ki Baat Nahi. Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Life Kya Hai
Tension – When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror – When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror – When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy – When You Are Not Responsible For Both. Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Tu Nahi To Kuchh Nahi
Pyar Nahi To College Bekar,
Love Affair Nahi To Life Bekar, Sapne Nahi To Raat Bekar Aur Tujh Jaisa Dost Nahi To Mera Hathiyar Bekar Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Hame Apne Dosto Ka Khayal Hai
Ek Scientist Aisi Bra Bana Raha Tha,
Jis Se Doudte Waqt ( . )( . ) Ye Uchlenge Nahi, Aur Baarish Mein Gile Hone Pe, Nipples Dikhenge Nahi, Aap Log Ghabrao Mat Dosto, Maar Diya Saale Ko. Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Ek Moka Hame Bhi Do
Teacher Ne Ek Din Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha
Teacher: “Pappu Mera Doodh Nahi Peeta Hai, Is Sentence Mein Pappu Kya Hai?” Ek Shararti Bachha Utha Aur Muskurate Hue Bola: “Madam, Pappu To Chutiya Hai, Aap Ek Mauka Hame Do“ |
Us Jagah Hath Lagao Jaha Haddi Na Ho
Ladke Ne Feelings Laate Hue Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha
Ladka: “”Meri Us Jagah Hath Lagao Jahan Haddi Na Ho” Ladki Bhi Baba Saxidas Ki Cheli Thi, Dimag Se Ek Dam Chokas Haste Hue Boli Ladki: “Chal Fir Nikaal Bahar, Pakdu ? ? ? ? Teri Zubaan Ko“ |
Tumse Achha Paperwala Hai
Dudhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha.
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaj Mein Gusse Se Boli Aurat: “Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi Karo, Tumse Achha To Paperwala Hai, Jo Chup-Chap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai“ Date Added-10-06-2012 |
Why Do Most Women Sleep In Afternoon
Why Do Most Women Sleep In The Afternoon?
So That They Can Screw The Tired Man All Night, And Blame Him For Poor Performance. Date Added-10-02-2012 |
Naya Zamana Naya Tarika
Girl Hostel Ke Bahar Ek Ladka Apna Hath Jagannath Kar Raha Tha.
Chokidaar Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai?” Ladka: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Ke Main Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Bluetooth Se Sex Kar Raha Hun“ |
