Lovesuresh - Jija Sali Non-Veg SMS Joke

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Naughty Girls Poem

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi,
Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi,
Lekin Jab Tak Namilega Wo 8 Inch Ka,,,
"TRY" To Har Ek Ka Karungi.
Date Added -20-08-2012

Husband And Wife

Husband and Wife Sex Kar Rahe The. Achanak kisine Door Bell Bajayi.Aadmi ne 5 Min bad Darwaja Khola.
Dost - Yaar badi der laga di darwaja kholne me ?
Aadmi - Hum log chatni koot rahe the.
Shararti Dost bola - Bhabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao.
Hoshiyar Bhabhi - Maine To Bartan Dho Diye Hai,Kutne ke Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.
Date Added -20-08-2012

One Girl's Problem

Boy Offers A Drink To A Girl In A Party.
Girl - No, Thanks. Whisky Is Bad For My Legs.
Boy - Legs ? Thats Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell ?
Girl - No, They Spread.
Date Added -20-08-2012

Bench Ki Keel

Ek Aurat Apne Hath Me Hathoda Le Kar Apni Beti Ke College Me Gayi Aur Boli - Kaha Hai Meri Beti Ki Class ?
Principal - Behanji, Shanti Rakhiye, Baat Kya Hai ?
Aurat - Aaj 5 Din Ho Gaye Hai, Meri Beti Ki 5 Chaddiya Fat Gayi Hai...
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Aaj Main Us Ki Bench Ki Keel Thok Ke Hi Jaungi.
Date Added -20-08-2012

Selection In Interview

A Boy Got Rejected And A Girl Got Selected In Interview For The Same Reason.....
Both of Them Had Their First Button Of Shirt Opened...
Date Added -20-08-2012

Lady Dr & Pagal Patient

Lady Dr Pagal Patient Se - Mera Dupatta Utaro.
Pagal - OK
Lady Dr - Ab Meri Bra Aur Panty Bhi. Aur Aage Se Kabhi Bhi Mere Kapde Na Pehan Na.
" Aaj Phir Aap Ki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salami "
Date Added -20-08-2012

Bure Karmo Ki Saza

Ek Jyada Syana Ladka Mar Kar Narak Mein Pahuncha
Yamraj: “Narak Mein Aapka Sawagat Hai, Idhar 3 Darwaje Hai, Aur Har Koi Apne Bure Karmo Ka Fal Bhugat Raha Hai, Tum Koi Bhi Darwaja Chun Sakte Ho”
Pahle Darwaje Mein Ek Aadmi Ko Hunter Pad Rahe The
Dusre Darwaje Mein Aadmi Ko Tel Ki Kadhayi Mein Jalaya Ja Raha Tha
Teesre Darwaje Mein Ek Ladki Ek Bande Ka Tasali Se Choos Rahi Thi
Ladke Ne Ye Dekha Aur Fat Se Bola: “Main Teesra Darwaja Chunta Hun”
Yamraaj Muskuraya Aur Ladki Se Bola: “Good News, Ab Tum Jaa Sakti Ho, Tumhari Jagha Lene Koi Aur Aa Gaya Hai“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

Ladko Ko Network Ki Kya Problem ?

Ladke Ka Mast Baatein Karne Ka Mood Bana To Apni Girl-Friend Ko Fon Kiya.
Ladki: “Hello, Janu Kaise Ho?”
Ladka: “Main To Theek Hoon Sweetheart, Aur Tum Sunao”
Ladki: “Kaha Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?”
Ladka: “Basment Se”
Ladki: “Waha Bhi Network Mil Raha Hai”
Ladka: “Network Kyun Nahi Ayega Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Hai“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

Why All Men Are Called Handsome

If Sex Between 3 People Is Called A Threesome,
And Between 2 People Is Called A Twosome
Then You Can Understand Why All Men Are Called Handsome.
Date Added -20-08-2012

When It Was On The Tip Of My Tongue

A Young Kid Asked His Dad.
Kid: “Can U Spell The Word Clitoris For Me?”
His Dad Replied: “Son, You Should Have Asked Me Last Night, When It Was On The Tip Of My Tongue.“
Date Added -20-08-2012

An Apple A Day Keeps Doctor Away

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
But If The Nurse Is Cute,
Then Apple Ke Maa Ki Chut
Date Added -20-08-2012

Sun Is Not The Only Thing..

Only A Guy Can Understand This:
“Sun Is Not The Only Thing That Rises In The Morning“
Date Added- 20-08-2012

Kiss Kaise Karoge

Boy Friend Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha
Ladka: “ Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?”
Ladki: “Condom Laye Ho Kya? ”
Ladke Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha
Ladka: “Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?”
Ladki: “Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

Useless Things Without ...

Life Without Fun,
Sky Without Sun,
10 Without 1,
Warrior Without Gun,
Batsman Without Run,
Is All Like Man Without Lun.
Date Added - 20-08-2012

Suhagrat Kaise Rahi

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Shadi Ke Agle Roz Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shayri Ke Andaj Mein Farmaya
Haq To Yeh Hai Ke Haq Ada Na Hua
Asal Waqt Pe Hi Chodumal Ka Khada Na Hua.
Date Added- 20-08-2012

Ladki Ka Chay Banane Ka Tarika

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya
Par Jaise Hi Usne Fridge Khola To Usmein Doodh Hi Nahi Tha
Tabhi Use Idea Aya, Vo Apne Kamre Mein Gayi
Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Leke Aayi Aur Fir Chay Banake Pee.
Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha
Date Added-20-08-2012

Bechari Nayi Naveli Dulhan

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
Dulhan: “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?“

Date Added-20-08-2012

Ek Mast Sa Question

Question: “Aisa Kya Hai Jise Bina Hilaye Dulaye Upar-Niche Kiya Ja Sakta Hai?”
Answer: “Taapmaan (Temperature)”
Abe Hamesha Galat Hi Mat Socha Karo, Kabhi Kabhar Sharif Bhi Ban Jaana Chahiye.
Date Added-20-08-2012

Najuk Hath Thak Jate Hai

Anuj Ko Ek Din Muth Maarte Dekh Uske Dad Ne Pakad Liya Aur Fatafat Uski Shadi Kar Di
15 Din Bad Jab Unhone Anuj Se Puchha: “Beta Ab Sab Thik To Hai Na?”
To Anuj Gusse Se Bola: “Ganta Theek Hai Daddy, Uska Hath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“
Date Added- 20-08-2012

You Know What That Means

Wife Came Out From Taking A Bath, Gave A Wink To Husband And Said
Wife: “I Shaved My Pussy, You Know What That Means?”
Husband: “Yeah, The Drain Is Clogged Again“.

Date Added -20-08-2012

Ladki Ko Mar Kyo Padi

Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se Gaana Ga Rahi Thi,
Mujhe Rang Day, Mujhe Rang Day.
Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Use Bahut Maara.
Par Kyu?
Kyunki Ladki Totli Thi
Date Added -20-08-2012

Ladkiyo Ka Faltu Kharcha

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

Ek Ladki Ka Jawab

Ladka: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum Kya Karti Ho?”
Ladki: “Kyu Bataun? Main Tumhe Janti Bhi Nahi Hoon”
Ladka: “Na Batao Main Konsa Tumhe Apni New Mercedes Car Mein Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha”
Ladki: “Jasmin, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College, College Timing 8 Am To 1 Pm, Friday Timing 8 To 12 Pm, Sunday Off, Aati Papa Ke Sath Hoon Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hoon“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

Mardana Kamzori Kise Kehte Hai

Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Param Bhakat Nilesh Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Unke Pass Gaya Aur Ek Prashn Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Mardana Kamzori Kya Hoti Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Bachha, Agar Tumhare Khawab Mein Koi Ladki Aaye Aur Waha Bhi Uski Izzat Bach Jaye, To Ise Mardana Kamzori Kehte Hai“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

Akhir Kyo Hota Hai Ye

Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:
Pehli: “Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?”
Doosri: “Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi Nahi To Wo Bathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai?“

Date Added - 20-08-2012

Aasan Sawal Ka Mushkil Jawab

Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi, Teacher Ne Us Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?”
Ladki: “Ji, Pinki”
Teacher: “Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho?”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur Piche Sarson Ka Tel“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

What is Heaven Or Hell ?

Question: “What Is Heaven?”
Answer: “Thousand Of Girls And Buckets Of Beer.”
Question: “What Is Hell?”
Answer: “When You Come To Know That The Buckets Have Holes And Girls Don’t.“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

Mard Ya Aurat Hone Se Kya Fark Padta Hai

Pati Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha
Pati: “Jaan, Tumhara Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Bhi Mard Hoti”
Patni Gusse Se Boli: “Nahi, Par Mera Dil Hamesha Ye Chahta Hai Ke Kash Tum Mard Hote“
Date Added-20-08-2012

Silencer Laga Hai

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Laga Hota Na“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

Panditji Ka Gyan

Ladki Mandir Mein Jati Hai Aur Parsad Laker Pandit Ke Pair Chukar Puchti Hai
“Pandit Ji, Koi Gyan Ki Baat Bataiye”
Pandit: “Beti Bra Pehna Karo, Jhukti Ho To Dhyan Bhatak Jata Hai“
Date Added - 20-08-2012

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